{"id":1036,"date":"2010-11-30T13:54:26","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T12:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/?p=1036"},"modified":"2010-11-30T13:54:26","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T12:54:26","slug":"my-spelling-issues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/archives\/1036","title":{"rendered":"My Spelling &#8216;Issues&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone just handed me a photocopy with this poem on. It hits the nail on the head as far as my English is concerned.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Spelling<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eye halve a spelling chequer<br \/>\nIt came with my pea sea<br \/>\nIt plainly marquees four my revue<br \/>\nMiss steaks eye kin Knot Sea<\/p>\n<p>Eye strike a key and type a word<br \/>\nAnd weight four it two say<br \/>\nWeather eye am wrong oar write<br \/>\nIt shows me strait a weigh<\/p>\n<p>As soon as a mist ache is maid<br \/>\nIt nose bee fore two long<br \/>\nAnd eye can put the error rite<br \/>\nIts rare lea ever wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Eye have run this poem threw it<br \/>\nI am shore your pleased two no<br \/>\nIts letter perfect awl the weigh<br \/>\nMy chequer tolled me sew.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(<strong>Kindly supplied by Martin Wood<\/strong>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone just handed me a photocopy with this poem on. It hits the nail on the head as far as my English is concerned. Spelling &#8220;Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marquees four my revue Miss steaks eye kin Knot Sea Eye strike&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1036"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1037,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions\/1037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyam.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}